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Hotel Joke - Astotel
Hotel Joke - Astotel
Hotel Joke - Astotel
Hotel Joke - Astotel
Hotel Joke - Astotel
Hotel Joke - Astotel
Hotel Joke - Astotel

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9.1

Exceptional

1,100 reviews

1,100 reviews

Housekeeping21
Breakfast15
24-hour front desk2
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9

Exceptional

Location rating score

Exceptional location - 1.79 kilometers from city center
Popular neighborhood
Exceptional for walking
Parking
Available
Walkable places
La Fausse Boutique

120 m

A L'Etoile d'Or

120 m

Nouvelle Eve

140 m

Théâtre des Deux Anes

190 m

Rebecca Rils Supermarket

190 m

Popular landmarks
Montmartre

730 m

Basilique du Sacre-Coeur de Montmartre

950 m

Champs-Elysees

2.2 km

Louvre Museum

2.3 km

Musee d'Orsay Museum

2.5 km

Closest landmarks
Florence Pouget Abadie

220 m

Corcoran’s Clichy Pub

240 m

Theatre Fontaine

270 m

Primeurs Clichy

270 m

Theatre de l'Oeuvre

300 m

Hotel Joke - Astotel

69, rue Blanche, 9th - Opera, Paris, France, 75009 - See map

Get your trip off to a great start with a stay at this property, which offers free Wi-Fi in all rooms. Conveniently situated in the 9th - Opera part of Paris, this property puts you close to attractions and interesting dining options. Don't leave before paying a visit to the famous Eiffel Tower. This 3-star property features restaurant to make your stay more indulgent and memorable.

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Highlights

Sparkling clean

Located in heart of Paris

Top Value

Check-in [24-hour]

Excellent room comfort & quality

Hygiene Plus
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Safety Features
Staff trained in safety protocol
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Preventative Equipment
Hand sanitizer
Free face masks
Health and Medical
First aid kit
Doctor/nurse on call

Facilities

Front desk [24-hour]

Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!

Luggage storage

Car park [on-site]

Contactless check-in/out

Bar

Restaurants

Kitchen

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Value for money9.0
Location rating9.0
Nearest airportParis-Le Bourget Airport (LBG)
Distance to airport10.6 km

Rooms available at Hotel Joke - Astotel

Exceptional
Room comfort & quality

10

Standard Double
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  • Room size: 15 m²/161 ft²
  • Non-smoking
  • 1 double bed
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Superior Double
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  • Room size: 23 m²/248 ft²
  • Non-smoking
  • 1 double bed
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Privilege Double
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  • Room size: 20 m²/215 ft²
  • City view
  • 1 double bed
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Standard Twin
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  • Room size: 16 m²/172 ft²
  • Non-smoking
  • 2 single beds
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Connecting Room
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  • Room size: 27 m²/291 ft²
  • Non-smoking
  • 1 single bed & 1 double bed
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Family Room
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  • Room size: 31 m²/334 ft²
  • Non-smoking
  • 2 single beds & 1 double be...
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Standard Single Room
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  • Room size: 13 m²/140 ft²
  • Shower
  • 1 single bed
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Family Room - 2 Bedrooms
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  • Room size: 31 m²/334 ft²
  • Shower
  • 2 single beds and 1 queen b...
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Exclusive Room
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  • Room size: 20 m²/215 ft²
  • 1 queen bed
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Room Assigned on Arrival
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  • Shower
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Frequently asked questions

What time is check-in and check-out at Hotel Joke - Astotel?

Check-in is from 03:00 PM, and check-out is until 12:00 PM. You may request early check-in or late check-out during booking, subject to availability. Guests checking in or out before or after the designated periods may be charged an additional fee. The hotel offers luggage storage to guests for before check-in and after check-out. The front desk is always open, day or night.

How do I get to Hotel Joke - Astotel?

For those who wish to drive their own cars, Hotel Joke - Astotel has a car park right on site for maximum convenience.

Is breakfast offered at Hotel Joke - Astotel?

Wake up to a great buffet breakfast at Hotel Joke - Astotel. Adults can enjoy breakfast offered with an additional charge of 12 EUR if not included in the room rate. You may save on breakfast costs with Agoda by booking a room with breakfast, which is often included for less than buying it at the hotel.

What is the smoking policy at Hotel Joke - Astotel?

Hotel Joke - Astotel does not permit smoking in any of its rooms or indoor areas.

What is the closest train, metro, or bus station to Hotel Joke - Astotel?

The closest train, metro, or bus station to Hotel Joke - Astotel is Place de Clichy Metro Station, 320 m away.

What restaurants are nearby Hotel Joke - Astotel?

Restaurants including MARIANINA, Moodiz and Roy's Pub Restaurant are popular in Hotel Joke - Astotel’s neighborhood which is known as 9th - Opera.

What popular shopping places are close to Hotel Joke - Astotel?

Shopping options in Hotel Joke - Astotel’s 9th - Opera neighborhood include Galeries Lafayette Paris Haussmann, La Fausse Boutique and A L'Etoile d'Or.

What are popular attractions near Hotel Joke - Astotel?

Hotel Joke - Astotel’s location in the 9th - Opera neighborhood makes it close to famous attractions including Palais Garnier, Grevin Museum and Musee de la Vie Romantique Museum.

What popular natural sightseeing spots are close to Hotel Joke - Astotel?

Hotel Joke - Astotel’s nearby natural sights include Enjöy located in the same 9th - Opera area.

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What people love about Hotel Joke - Astotel

  • 8.8

    Excellent
    Location

    "Location is good, easy to walk around and to center."

    Yen

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    July 14, 2022

  • 7.6

    Very good
    Cleanliness

    "The hotel is clean."

    Amir

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    June 29, 2022

  • 10

    Exceptional

    "Amazing stay at the heart of Paris."

    Siddarth

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    December 25, 2021

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Value for money score
9/10
Cleanliness score
9.4/10
Room comfort score
10/10
Service score
9.3/10
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Overall rating:

9.1

Exceptional
1,100 reviews
Cleanliness
9.4
Facilities
8.9
Location
9.0
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Hotel Joke - Astotel

Whatever your reason for visiting Paris, Hotel Joke - Astotel is the perfect venue for an exhilarating and exciting break away. The true local flavors and culture of Paris are yours with a stay at Hotel Joke - Astotel, located just 3.8 km from the famous Eiffel Tower.
The superior services and facilities offered at Hotel Joke - Astotel will make for a memorable stay. Stay connected throughout your stay with free internet access provided. Parking is provided for guests by the hotel. You'll have no problem planning out your days and transportation needs with front desk services including concierge service, luggage storage and safety deposit boxes.
Wear your favorite outfits again and again thanks to the laundry service offered at Hotel Joke - Astotel. The hotel's daily housekeeping will make staying in a great choice. The hotel is entirely non-smoking.
Guests are guaranteed a comfortable stay while at Hotel Joke - Astotel. To enhance your stay, some rooms at the hotel come with linen service, blackout curtains and air conditioning. The hotel's in-room entertainment is second to none, with television and cable TV provided to guests in select rooms. You may be assured to know that bottled water, a coffee or tea maker, instant coffee, instant tea and mini bar are available in some select rooms.
You can stay fresh and clean with a hair dryer, toiletries and towels provided in some of the guest bathrooms.


Dining and things to do

Wake up with no worries at Hotel Joke - Astotel, where breakfast can be provided in house. Throughout your stay, choose from a variety of delicious dining options at the hotel. Once there, be sure to check out bar for some in-house nighttime fun.


Around the property

While in Paris, take some time to venture outside of Hotel Joke - Astotel. Spend a day and acquire some cultural knowledge at Louvre Museum located 2.2 km away, where you can explore works of arts and cultural pieces. You're sure to want to visit Arc de Triomphe located 2.8 km away, among the most sought-after photographs for anyone visiting Paris.


Reasons to stay here

Verified reviews score this hotel higher than 99% of accommodations in the city on value for money.
This hotel's facilities score higher than 99% of accommodations in the city.
Verified reviews for this hotel's food and dining options score it better than 99% of accommodations in the city.

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Amenities and facilities
Excellent
Facilities

8.9

Most talked about facilities

Breakfast

12 mentions

Housekeeping

10 mentions

Food & Dining

1 mention

Taxi

1 mention

Languages spoken

  • English
  • French
  • Italian
  • Spanish

Accessibility

  • Wheelchair accessible

Internet access

  • Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!
  • Internet services
  • Wi-Fi in public areas

Cleanliness and safety

  • Anti-viral cleaning products
  • Body thermometer
  • Breakfast in room
  • Breakfast takeaway service
  • Daily disinfection in all rooms
  • Daily disinfection in common areas
  • Doctor/nurse on call
  • Face coverings on staff
  • First aid kit
  • Free face masks
  • Guest rooms seal after sanitization
  • Hand sanitizer
  • Hot water linen and laundry washing
  • Individually-wrapped food options
  • Physical distancing of at least 1 meter
  • Protective screens in common areas
  • Room sanitization opt-out available
  • Rooms sanitized between stays
  • Safe dining setup
  • Sanitized kitchen and tableware items
  • Shared stationery removed
  • Staff trained in safety protocol
  • Temperature check for guests and staff

Dining, drinking, and snacking

  • Alternative meal arrangement
  • Bar
  • Kitchen
  • Restaurants

Services and conveniences

  • Air conditioning in public area
  • Concierge
  • Contactless check-in/out
  • Daily housekeeping
  • Dry cleaning
  • Elevator
  • Facilities for disabled guests
  • Food delivery
  • Heating in public area
  • Laundry service
  • Luggage storage
  • Safety deposit boxes
  • Smoke-free property
  • Smoking area

For the kids

  • Family room

Access

  • Check-in [24-hour]
  • Fire extinguisher
  • Front desk [24-hour]
  • Non-smoking rooms
  • Pets allowed
  • Safety/security feature
  • Security [24-hour]
  • Smoke alarms
  • Soundproof rooms

Getting around

  • Car park [on-site]

Available in all rooms

  • Air conditioning
  • Coffee/tea maker
  • Daily housekeeping
  • Desk
  • Free bottled water
  • Free instant coffee
  • Hair dryer
  • Heating
  • In-room safe box
  • Internet access – wireless
  • Ironing facilities
  • Mini bar
  • Non-smoking
  • Private bathroom
  • Satellite/cable channels
  • Shower
  • Soundproofing
  • Telephone
  • Toiletries
  • Towels
  • Wi-Fi [free]
Food and dining
Breakfast options
  • Gluten-free
  • Buffet
Location
69, rue Blanche, 9th - Opera, Paris, France, 75009
Excellent
Location

9

Airports

  • Paris-Le Bourget Airport (LBG)
    10.6 km 28 min drive
  • Orly Airport (ORY)
    17.6 km 37 min drive

Public transportation

  • Blanche Metro Station
    190 m 2 min walk
  • Place de Clichy Metro Station
    320 m 5 min walk

Hospital or clinic

  • Florence Pouget Abadie
    220 m

Shopping

  • Galeries Lafayette Paris Haussmann
    980 m

Convenience store

  • Carrefour Express
    1.9 km 11 min drive

Cash withdrawal

  • ATM
    190 m 4 min walk
What's nearby

Popular landmarks

  • Montmartre
    730 m
  • Basilique du Sacre-Coeur de Montmartre
    950 m
  • Champs-Elysees
    2.2 km
  • Louvre Museum
    2.3 km
  • Musee d'Orsay Museum
    2.5 km
  • Arc de Triomphe
    2.9 km
  • La Sainte-Chapelle
    3.1 km
  • Eiffel Tower
    3.8 km
  • Luxembourg Gardens
    4.1 km

Nearby landmarks

  • La Fausse Boutique
    120 m
  • A L'Etoile d'Or
    120 m
  • Nouvelle Eve
    140 m
  • Théâtre des Deux Anes
    190 m
  • Rebecca Rils Supermarket
    190 m
  • Cite Veron
    190 m
  • Blanche Metro Station
    190 m
  • Musee de l’erotisme Museum
    190 m
  • Moulin Rouge
    190 m
  • Academie des Arts Choregraphiques
    200 m
Distances shown are straight-line distances on the map. Actual travel distances may vary.
Property policies
Children and extra beds

Extra beds are dependent on the room you choose. Please check the individual room capacity for more details.

All children are welcome.

Children 0-2 year(s)
Must use an extra bed
If you need an extra bed, it will incur an additional charge.
Guests 3 years and older are considered as adults
Must use an extra bed which will incur an additional charge.
Others
  • When booking more than 5 rooms, different policies and additional supplements may apply.
Some helpful facts

Check-in/Check-out

  • Check-in from15:00
  • Check-in until00:00
  • Check-out until12:00

Getting around

  • Travel time to airport (minutes)45

Extras

  • Breakfast charge (unless included in room price)12 EUR
  • Daily Internet/Wi-Fi fee0 EUR

The property

  • Non-smoking rooms/floorsno
  • Number of bars/lounges0
  • Number of floors6
  • Number of restaurants0
  • Number of rooms 44
  • Most recent renovation2015

Reviews of Hotel Joke - Astotel from real guests

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9.1
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10
Exceptional
Cleanliness9.4
Facilities8.9
Location9.0
Room comfort and quality10.0
Service9.3
Value for money9.0
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9+ Exceptional (85)
8-9 Excellent (16)
7-8 Very Good (17)
6-7 Good (0)
<6 Below Expectation (3)
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Jun - Aug (33)
Sep - Nov (39)
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10.0
Exceptional
Warren from United States
Couple
Standard Double
Stayed 3 nights in January 2016

Absolutely Loved Hotel Joke!”

Can't say enough good things about Hotel Joke....exactly as advertised! Well run, well maintained (almost new) property. Staff wonderful...especially Leo! Interior design is truly unique and tasteful...while having fun and not taking itself too seriously. Steps to Moulin Rouge and Montmartre and Basilica of the Sacré-Cœur. Bus lines to Lourve and Eiffel Tower run right past the door! Very convenient to top Paris sites. Wonderful location, wonderful hotel. No Joke!

Reviewed January 28, 2016

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10.0
Exceptional
Whee from Singapore
Couple
Standard Double
Stayed 3 nights in October 2017

Great location & Nice Hotel”

Great location. Room design very fancy. Clean and modern. Room is a little small. Hotel provide light refreshment in the lobby. Hotel Guests are also welcome to enjoy light refreshment in other Astotel hotel in Paris.

Reviewed March 10, 2018

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9.6
Exceptional
Saira from United Kingdom
Couple
Standard Double
Stayed 2 nights in August 2019

Great friendly hotel”

We had a couple of slight issues which were dealt with extremely well by the lovely lady at the reception desk. The hotel is 20 mins walk from the river/centre but it was the second time in Paris so we ha seen a few of the major sites therefore it was really nice to stay in this 9th district area and visit the B g church which is recommend seeing close to closing time. The hotel is very close to the Moulin rouge theatre so we ended up doing that which is pretty spectacular. We loved the fact you have snacks and drinks available after 2pm and you are welcome to use the other sister hotel facilities too.

Reviewed August 14, 2019

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10.0
Exceptional
victoria from Indonesia
Couple
Standard Double
Stayed 3 nights in December 2017

One word: Fantastic!”

We got there around 11 and they allow us to get into the room which they also upgraded to superior room, which nicer! The room was spacious, have a garden, bathroom is big. And like other astotel hotels, they gave us free complimentary drinks every single day and there was a lounge in the lobby with free drinks and snakcs. Location is very nice, very near to moulin rouge and sacre cour is just in walking distance. Very recommended!

Reviewed December 11, 2017

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9.6
Exceptional
Donghui from China
Group
Standard Twin
Stayed 3 nights in January 2016

Cute hotel, helpful staff and good value for money”

The hotel is so cute!!! Everything seems new and clean. And all the decorations are a good match with the style of the hotel. One thing I appreciate a lot is that they have put more than enough sockets in room. We can have our ipad, kindle, mobiles, and pocket wifi charged together, which many other hotels in paris cannot offer. Also, the staff are extremely nice and helpful. The complementary mini bar is also very nice. This is definitely good value for money in the center of Paris.

Reviewed February 03, 2016

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10.0
Exceptional
Megan from United States
Couple
Standard Double
Stayed 3 nights in October 2016

LOVED Hotel Joke”

From the minute we arrived, we were treated like royalty. Sofia took us through the check in process, provided both street and subway maps, and made sure we had everything we needed. She gave us snacks and water (or juice) and made sure we were her focus. I've never had such a delightful check in process. For the next three days, we received unparalleled service. Whether we had questions or needed something, the crew at Hotel Joke was amazing.

Reviewed October 25, 2016

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9.6
Exceptional
Johnny from Philippines
Couple
Standard Double
Stayed 3 nights in October 2016

5 star service”

I love joke hotel, rooms and toilets are very clean its the most important thing for me. Free food the whole day. And you can drop by at their partner hotels too for a free food or buffet. Room is cozy and nice. I just love everything in this hotel. Near metro too amd restaurants.

Reviewed October 27, 2016

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9.6
Exceptional
Alan from United Kingdom
Couple
Privilege Double
Stayed 4 nights in February 2019

Great hotel no joke”

Group of us travelled for France v Scotland rugby match. The hotel proved a great location with good bars and restaurants a short walk in either direction. Hotel itself was really nice as were the staff. They have 16 hotels in Paris and you can drop into any of them for a coffee and cake for no extra charge. Rooms are quirky and all of the 5 couples in our group liked their rooms.

Reviewed February 25, 2019

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10.0
Exceptional
PIERRE from France
Business traveler
Standard Double
Stayed 1 night in December 2016

Excellent stay”

great location, walking distance to almost everything- great breakfast - free snacks and drinks the whole day - free minibar (yes!!!). Best deal for this price in Paris ! and yes the bed is comfortable and room is quiet !

Reviewed December 16, 2016

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9.6
Exceptional
Wei from Singapore
Couple
Standard Double
Stayed 8 nights in December 2018

Good location and very friendly staff”

Hotel was just a short walk from the train station, very important especially in cold weather when we have to lug our luggages and most of Paris stations do not have lifts. Location was good as we are near a few stations within walking distance. Also enjoyed exploring the area and streets around us. The staffs were very friendly and checking in was a breeze. Breakfast everyday was good but if we went down at 10-11am, some food were not replenish and tables not cleared. Overall good stay and I won’t mind coming back here.

Reviewed February 03, 2019

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8.0
Excellent
R.W. from United States
Family with young children
Standard Double
Stayed 1 night in September 2017

Turned Away but Taken Care Of!”

Upon arrival we were informed our room was no longer available - something had happened with it the previous night and they were not able to re-book it for 2 nights while they repaired whatever happened. However, the had us re-booked at a sister property (actually 4 stars rather than the 3 of Hotel Joke) and had a complimentary taxi pick us up and take us there. While I cannot review the property - the lobby looked nice and they took great care of us despite the inconvenience.

Reviewed October 13, 2017

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8.8
Excellent
Kar from Hong Kong SAR, China
Couple
Standard Double
Stayed 3 nights in December 2017

Staff are nice”

Near to the metro station. We arrived the hotel at 8am and luckily we got early check-in and even the breakfast. The room was clean and tidy, just a bit small. The hotel also provided printing service. It's worth living there. We will return if we are going to paris next time.

Reviewed December 29, 2017

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10.0
Exceptional
Susie from United Kingdom
Group
Standard Twin
Stayed 1 night in February 2017

Group of Nine visiting Paris for Agricultural Show”

The hotel was fabulous, brilliant rooms, excellent staff. We would highly recommend this hotel to anyone travelling to Paris either as a couple, family or group.

Reviewed February 28, 2017

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9.6
Exceptional
Carolina from Chile
Couple
Standard Twin
Stayed 4 nights in March 2018

Great location, friendly staff, clean, new, playful and convenient”

This was a very nice surprise! I was a bit skeptical at first, but I was very nicely surprised. The hotel is very new and clean, the staff is extremely helpful and friendly (special shoutout to Sophie), the room had a minibar and the beverages in it were included, that's a first for me, they always charge extra for any minibar consumption! The hotel is a very short walk from the Blanche Metro station (line 5), which is just by the Moulin Rouge. There's also a bus stop where the hop on hop off buses stop. There are many small supermarkets and restaurants very close by. It's also a less than 15 mins walk to the lafayette shopping malls. Definitely recommend!

Reviewed March 12, 2018

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10.0
Exceptional
Suyeon from South Korea
Solo traveler
Superior Double
Stayed 3 nights in December 2018

Gooooooooooooood:)”

Really really really good hotel~ and also nice steps~I miss the time & people~ If I go to Paris again I'll stay again~XX

Reviewed January 14, 2019

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9.6
Exceptional
Jenny from United Kingdom
Couple
Standard Double
Stayed 1 night in August 2016

Perfect!”

Great location. Cheerful, fun and creative decor. Clean, very functional and comfortable room. Even though it was small it was perfectly formed! Very relaxing stay. Nice quiet room. Great breakfast. The buffet running from 2pm-2amis genius!! Amazing to be able to pop into other hotels in the chain. Very helpful and polite staff, you felt they genuinely cared about you. We will stay again and recommend to family & friends.

Reviewed September 01, 2016

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9.2
Exceptional
Renato from Philippines
Couple
DOUBLE STANDARD - BED AND BREAKFAST
Stayed 4 nights in July 2019

Great location and staff”

The hotel is simple but very clean. The staff are very friendly and attended to all our queries with a smile. They responded positively with my request for room transfer. The breakfast is good and enjoyed it very much. They also has a free snacks from 2 pm till 2 am. Places like Moulin Rouge and Sacre Coeur are walking distance from the hotel. The metro is also a few meters away.

Reviewed July 21, 2019

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9.6
Exceptional
WOOKJIN from South Korea
Solo traveler
Standard Double
Stayed 3 nights in August 2019

Wonderful hotl”

Metro station, Blanche is only 1 minute away from the hotel. It is quite handy to move. But you have to beware that you may run into robbers on the streets because it is next to a crime zone. The room was so clean and impressive. In addition, one of staff working at night, a tall african french guy, was so kind and helpful. He is the best hotel staff I have ever experienced.

Reviewed August 06, 2019

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8.4
Excellent
caesar from Philippines
Couple
Standard Double
Stayed 3 nights in October 2016

Paris in 3 nights”

Pros: free buffet from 2pm-2am in 16 outlets throughout Paris Near train station Very Helpful reception Great breakfast Near Moulin Rouge and Sacre Cœur Con: lost my sunglasses in the room, not sure of room security

Reviewed October 13, 2016

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9.2
Exceptional
JYYEON from South Korea
Couple
Standard Double
Stayed 4 nights in October 2018

Very good”

Hotel joke is very nice and clean, kind. Thank you so much.

Reviewed October 05, 2018

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